The other day, I was getting ready to go to lunch with a bunch of girls. I was pretty excited about it, because I always love a chance to sit, eat, relax, and talk with good friends. What could be better!
On this particular occasion, I was in a big hurry. I jumped into the shower, hurriedly put my clothes on, and was about to run out the door. Then I realized that I needed a little breath freshener. Thinking I didn't have time to brush my teeth, I reached into the medicine cabinet, pulled out a tube of toothpaste, put some on my finger, and spread it on my tongue to give my mouth that minty freshness.
When the paste reached my tongue, I realized something was dreadfully wrong. This paste didn't taste anything like my mint toothpaste. It was creamier. More bitter. Pretty disgusting.
I picked up the tube and, to my horror, read the words: "Monistat. Vulvar Cream." But I was in too big of a hurry to do anything about it and raced out the door.
My breath might not have been minty fresh, but at least it was sanitized =).
8 comments:
Seriously LAUGHED OUT LOUD!! Tooo funny! I sure hope you had a good lunch with friends after that!! :)
So that's the secret to the Osmond smile !!Ha!My son once brushed his teeth with preparation H!!!Enjoy your 4th of july!
ewwwwwwwwwwwww
gross! tmi, Amy! j/j
Too funny....sounds like something that I could do. lol
Always wondered if anyone ever did that!! Amy, just stumbled upon your blog and I LOVE it! Who knew you needed one more thing to add to your list? Love reading your posts!!
Autumn, You are so sweet! I love your blog, too! I can't believe the guy next to Michael DIED on the airplane!!
This is priceless!
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